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The Food Chain, According to Zombies

Posted in Uncategorized by confuciustimes on November 30, 2008

 

They should have just a picture of our brains underneath them. BRAINS!

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The Food Chain, According to Zombies
GiggleSugar
Sun, 30 Nov 2008 10:00:00 GMT

Hey…a little respect

Posted in Uncategorized by confuciustimes on November 30, 2008

 

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Hey…a little respect
nyokki
Sun, 30 Nov 2008 14:00:57 GMT

A New Generation of Classy Zombies

Posted in Uncategorized by confuciustimes on November 30, 2008

 

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A New Generation of Classy Zombies
nyokki
Sun, 30 Nov 2008 17:00:57 GMT

Don’t yell at me.

Posted in Uncategorized by confuciustimes on November 29, 2008

 

Don’t yell at me.
Jessica
Fri, 28 Nov 2008 19:15:42 GMT

Newsflash – Brown solves The Credit Crunch in a single morning

Posted in Uncategorized by confuciustimes on November 29, 2008

Spider

Posted in Uncategorized by confuciustimes on November 28, 2008
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Martial arts film auditions

Posted in Uncategorized by confuciustimes on November 23, 2008
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Featuring Afro Ninja

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Martial arts film auditions
Jonco
Sun, 23 Nov 2008 15:56:37 GMT

Another Reason Not to Save Money

Posted in Uncategorized by confuciustimes on November 20, 2008
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Meet the piggy bank of your nightmares. This burping face bank accepts your coins with its moving lips, and follows you with its motion-sensitive eyes. I wonder if it tries to kill you when you withdraw your money early. Hey, it’s a legitimate question! (I think you can get one — if you dare — here.)

Another Reason Not to Save Money

GiggleSugar
Thu, 20 Nov 2008 18:44:08 GMT

deja moo

Posted in Uncategorized by confuciustimes on November 20, 2008

The feeling that you have heard this bull before.

Katie: ” How come you guys didn’t go out and celebrate your anniversary?”
Nicole: ” We were going to, but he had to take care of his little sister again.”
Katie: “That sounds like deja moo to me.”

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textrovert

Posted in Uncategorized by confuciustimes on November 20, 2008

1. One who feels an increased sense of bravery over texting, as opposed to in person.
2. One who will often only say what they really feel over text messages.

Kelly: “So how’d the conversation go with Bill last night?”
Wendy: “Ah he’s such a textrovert. We didn’t make any progress until I went home and he spilled his guts over texts.”

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